Annoying Rules

There is a monster out there.

This monster has been known for all kinds of damage.

Taking away freedom, destroying our wildest dreams,

Its done many things, even killed afew people.

This monster, is known as RULES


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Yea, I know is a bit corny, but the point is, everyone hates rules.
Laws, restrictions, games, school, everywhere you go, there are rules. Its like a stalking monster.

My parents come up with the most retarded rules.

1- do not go outside unless you have an adult.

So basically, Im stuck here alone in my house. When I was younger, 2-3 years old, this house was like a big world to me. But now, the worlds finished, and I need to go outside.
So i sneak out to buy games and stuff.

2- I cant hang out with friends

UNLESS my parents know this person very very well, is friends with thier parents, and this person studies alot.
Other than that, I cant hang out at the movies, at dances, outside of school.
There are only a handful of people I can hang out with and they meet the requirements.

3- I MUST GET A'S

heres the rules in my house.
On my report card, I must get A's.
This is a thing I've ripped off from KevJumba. Its a set of rules from Kevjumba's parents, and they apply in my house too. (If you dont know who KevJumba is, search him up on Youtube)

here are the rules

Get a A- Average
Get a B- Bad
Get a C- Crap
Get a D- death
Get a F- F**ked

If I got any B's-F's, my parents would beat the holy **** outta me.

Same with tests.
if I got a 87/100, then thats....

100-87=13

Thats 13 beatings.

Once I got a 65/100 on a science test..

You do not want to know what happend


Rule 4- STUDY STUDY STUDY

I hate studying.
Everyone does.
Its hard, its energy draining, its an even worse monster than Rules.
Math, English, Social Studies, and the list goes on.
My parents hired a tutor all the time, even though we dont even need it!

rule 5- No play time=Work Work Work!

Work is an even worse monster.
Chores.
I hate Chores.
Vacumming, cleaning, dusting, sweeping, dish washing, mopping, cooking, the list goes on.
All this, takes about a day to do.
And over night, all your hard work, it all falls down in a second.
So the dustmites you sweeped up come back,
the garbage on the ground appears,
The dust is back
the crap on the kitchen floor you just mopped up is back
the sink is full of dishes

By morning, you have to spend the day doing the chores all over again.
Its a cycle.
That sucks away free time.

rule 6- NO GAME SYSTEMS

My dad doesnt trust game systems nowadays. He thinks all games are gory and will teach us wrong things. Other than that, he says "its a waste of time. STUDY STUDY STUDY!"
Yea right.

So, I bought a PS2 off a friend, and play it when my dad is around.

One last rule

No computer on weekdays.

My dad thinks we spend too much time on the computer.
He brings his laptop on weekends, and lets us go on. But then, he takes it away on weekdays.
We ask him "Why did you take away the computer"
And he goes "STUDY STUDY STUDY"

So thats why i cant blog on weekdays.
Exept on March Break and Christmas Break. Thats allowed.



So those are the rules I must deal with


Thats all

Cheers XP

Chris Brown beating on Rhianna

I always thought Chris Brown was a nice guy.

Well, everyone did.

Usually, when you listen to a song, you can tell the personality of the singer.

Simple Plan sings songs about sadness, siucide, getting pushed around, darkness, emonism. Songs like "Welcome to my life" or "Perfect" or "Crazy" makes me imagine them as emotionally angry men who wear black and cut stars into their wrists.

Soulja boy sings songs like "Crank that spiderman" or "crank that birdwalk" or "crank that superman" so this guy must be some sorta marvel fanatic and loves to do random dancees on the street for money before he became famous.

Avril lavigne sings songs like "Skaterboy" or "hot." so she must be some sorta teenage slut who chases one guy, dumps him, and goes for another, then dumps that one.

Then, there are those weird bands who you cant tell their personality at all.

The Jonas Brothers.

They sing songs like burning up, sos, year 3000, when you look me in the eyes.

When you add them all together, all you see is 3 homos looking each other in the eyes, getting transported to the year 3000, burning up, and calling for an sos.
Make sense? I dont think so.

So, Chris brown sings songs like "With you" or "Forever." You cen tell hes a caring, loving, guy whos real nice, Plus he sings good,

Now, imagine Chris brown, actually jumping on his girlfriend, sending a barrage of ballistic blows on her, mauling her like a bear.

At first, the person who told me that, I thought "thats bull, hed never do that"

Second person told me "Well. no, hed never do that. I mean, its Chris brown..."

Third person "wow, did he really do that? I dont believe it"

Chris brown beating up someone?
On top of that, Rhianna needs surgery, she canceled a buncha concerts.

I thought that was unbeilivible at first.

Thats like Simple Plan playing a song about angels, butterflies, happiness, and optimistic stuff.

Thats like Avril lavigne writing songs about girls.

thats like Soulja boy not dancing to his songs!

Thats like THE JONAS BROTHERS SINGING SONGS THAT MAKE SENSE!

All of the above would never happen!

So why did Chris brown beating on rhianna happen.

Now I dont know what type of guy Chris brown is.


so thats all. cheers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIhshI34RSc

busted computer

I have got to Fix my god damn computer.

K, so my computer crashed, and all you see is a blue screen. This is called "the blue screen of death." Basically, if you run into the Blue screen of death, your computer is forever broken, unless your willing to pay hundreds of bucks to repair it.

I couldn't let my dad know I broke the computer, so I had to fix it myself.

I literally, just unscrewed it, and looked inside. I had gloves on, a bunch of screwdrivers and nails, a hammer, some wood, a saw, but that was it.

I failed at fixing it.

So, what I did was reformat my computer.

Basically, that meant just erasing everything little piece of data on your computer. Games, saved work, whatever you did on your computer, its all gone.

Including the blue screen of death.
So, I did that.

But that means I have to remake everything from scratch.
I have to install sound, DVD player, microsoft word and powerpoint, network, and all kinds of crap.

Im having trouble with network.
Basically, when you click on "Internet Explorer," it gets connected to a part of your computer called "the network adapter". It flashes when you go on facebook, google, pornhub, or whatever.
My "Network adapter" is basically asleep, so i can't go on the internet at all.

I called Dell 1000000000s of times. I called everyone. But all they said was "Ive got nothing for ya"

So, to wake up my "network adapter" i have to download a bunch of drivers.
But none of them work.


So, im stuck here with no internet.
(Im at the library for those who dont know)

Asian SteeroTypes

Hey everybody

My name is Hawley. Im a kid in Halifax

Heres my first blog. Its stereotypes I have to deal with.

To begin, Im chinese. Cantonese.

heres one stereotype

1- Eat rice everyday

First of all, yea I do eat Rice alot.
But I dont eat it every single fricking day.
Some days, when my parents are just lazy, or we did a good job on our science test, my parents just order a pizza.

Some days, we just buy McDonalds.
So, no, we dont eat rice every single fricking day!


2- I know kung fu.
I didn't mind this one when I was younger. I would always watch jackie chan movies and stuff, and I always wanted to be like Jackie Chan.
I love that man.

But now, kids would say "Watch out! Hawleys a ninja! Hawley will go dragon style kung fu on your ass!"
So now, thats just annoying

3- Im good at math.

I dont mind this much. When i was younger, I actually bragged about this.
Yea, im good at math. But there are others in my class who arent asian and they are better than me.

Im good at math, but at the same time, im not.

If i was in china, I would be getting F's in math. But thank god im in Canada. Im getting A's.

The thing about this stereotype, is that kids think I have math parties.
My birthday parties are covered in banners that instead of saying "Happy birthday", say "E=MC2!"

Kids also say I masturbate to calculators. How is this possible? You just keep hitting the buttons and moan like you have an orgasm. Eventually, the calculator screen will say "overflow"

K, i fogot what number Im at...

My family are decendents from dragons.
This annoys me the most.
My mom is a dragon women, my brothers, baby fledglings hopping in eggs, and my dad? the dragon emperor.
Dragons? wth?
I set your ass on fire if you dont shut the hell up!



number 5 or 4

This is the last one.
I have a small ****

K, first of all, people say this all the time to me.
What
The
F**k

So, when you look at someones skin color, you can determine the size of his ***?!?!

So, say you walk up to a man in McDonalds. Hes white.

"Hello, may I take your order?" the white man asks.

And then, you just yell "7.89 INCHES LONG!"

Ill bet you just scared the crap outta that man.

Well, thats it for my blog.

Cheers!