Annoying Rules

There is a monster out there.

This monster has been known for all kinds of damage.

Taking away freedom, destroying our wildest dreams,

Its done many things, even killed afew people.

This monster, is known as RULES


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Yea, I know is a bit corny, but the point is, everyone hates rules.
Laws, restrictions, games, school, everywhere you go, there are rules. Its like a stalking monster.

My parents come up with the most retarded rules.

1- do not go outside unless you have an adult.

So basically, Im stuck here alone in my house. When I was younger, 2-3 years old, this house was like a big world to me. But now, the worlds finished, and I need to go outside.
So i sneak out to buy games and stuff.

2- I cant hang out with friends

UNLESS my parents know this person very very well, is friends with thier parents, and this person studies alot.
Other than that, I cant hang out at the movies, at dances, outside of school.
There are only a handful of people I can hang out with and they meet the requirements.

3- I MUST GET A'S

heres the rules in my house.
On my report card, I must get A's.
This is a thing I've ripped off from KevJumba. Its a set of rules from Kevjumba's parents, and they apply in my house too. (If you dont know who KevJumba is, search him up on Youtube)

here are the rules

Get a A- Average
Get a B- Bad
Get a C- Crap
Get a D- death
Get a F- F**ked

If I got any B's-F's, my parents would beat the holy **** outta me.

Same with tests.
if I got a 87/100, then thats....

100-87=13

Thats 13 beatings.

Once I got a 65/100 on a science test..

You do not want to know what happend


Rule 4- STUDY STUDY STUDY

I hate studying.
Everyone does.
Its hard, its energy draining, its an even worse monster than Rules.
Math, English, Social Studies, and the list goes on.
My parents hired a tutor all the time, even though we dont even need it!

rule 5- No play time=Work Work Work!

Work is an even worse monster.
Chores.
I hate Chores.
Vacumming, cleaning, dusting, sweeping, dish washing, mopping, cooking, the list goes on.
All this, takes about a day to do.
And over night, all your hard work, it all falls down in a second.
So the dustmites you sweeped up come back,
the garbage on the ground appears,
The dust is back
the crap on the kitchen floor you just mopped up is back
the sink is full of dishes

By morning, you have to spend the day doing the chores all over again.
Its a cycle.
That sucks away free time.

rule 6- NO GAME SYSTEMS

My dad doesnt trust game systems nowadays. He thinks all games are gory and will teach us wrong things. Other than that, he says "its a waste of time. STUDY STUDY STUDY!"
Yea right.

So, I bought a PS2 off a friend, and play it when my dad is around.

One last rule

No computer on weekdays.

My dad thinks we spend too much time on the computer.
He brings his laptop on weekends, and lets us go on. But then, he takes it away on weekdays.
We ask him "Why did you take away the computer"
And he goes "STUDY STUDY STUDY"

So thats why i cant blog on weekdays.
Exept on March Break and Christmas Break. Thats allowed.



So those are the rules I must deal with


Thats all

Cheers XP