Asian SteeroTypes

Hey everybody

My name is Hawley. Im a kid in Halifax

Heres my first blog. Its stereotypes I have to deal with.

To begin, Im chinese. Cantonese.

heres one stereotype

1- Eat rice everyday

First of all, yea I do eat Rice alot.
But I dont eat it every single fricking day.
Some days, when my parents are just lazy, or we did a good job on our science test, my parents just order a pizza.

Some days, we just buy McDonalds.
So, no, we dont eat rice every single fricking day!


2- I know kung fu.
I didn't mind this one when I was younger. I would always watch jackie chan movies and stuff, and I always wanted to be like Jackie Chan.
I love that man.

But now, kids would say "Watch out! Hawleys a ninja! Hawley will go dragon style kung fu on your ass!"
So now, thats just annoying

3- Im good at math.

I dont mind this much. When i was younger, I actually bragged about this.
Yea, im good at math. But there are others in my class who arent asian and they are better than me.

Im good at math, but at the same time, im not.

If i was in china, I would be getting F's in math. But thank god im in Canada. Im getting A's.

The thing about this stereotype, is that kids think I have math parties.
My birthday parties are covered in banners that instead of saying "Happy birthday", say "E=MC2!"

Kids also say I masturbate to calculators. How is this possible? You just keep hitting the buttons and moan like you have an orgasm. Eventually, the calculator screen will say "overflow"

K, i fogot what number Im at...

My family are decendents from dragons.
This annoys me the most.
My mom is a dragon women, my brothers, baby fledglings hopping in eggs, and my dad? the dragon emperor.
Dragons? wth?
I set your ass on fire if you dont shut the hell up!



number 5 or 4

This is the last one.
I have a small ****

K, first of all, people say this all the time to me.
What
The
F**k

So, when you look at someones skin color, you can determine the size of his ***?!?!

So, say you walk up to a man in McDonalds. Hes white.

"Hello, may I take your order?" the white man asks.

And then, you just yell "7.89 INCHES LONG!"

Ill bet you just scared the crap outta that man.

Well, thats it for my blog.

Cheers!