Saturday, June 6, 2009

3 oh 3, dont trust me

Kso..

listen to the song "30h3, Dont trust me"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlTE5j7aEf0

k

I heard this song, and thought "wow, this is pretty cool. Im going to download this and pput it on my MP3"
So I did.

My little habit on my MP3 is that I listen to half a song, and change to a different song by the time the song has been playing for 1 minuets and 30 seconds.

So, I never got to hear the bridge of this song.

When I decided to listen to the whole song, there were song lyrics that just ruined it.

Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.


K...

WHAT

THE

FUCK?

HELEN KELLER??

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU INCLUDE HELEN KELLER?!?!

ITS HELEN KELLER!
TALK WITH YOUR HIPS??
DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS?!?!

(For those who dont know who Helen Keller is, she's a historical woman who couldn't see, talk, or hear. So basically, she was blind in almost all senses. She was living in darkness her whole life. Go to the library and rent the movie "The Miracle Child")

So, this song, makes Helen Keller look like some sorta hooker.
You cant just say "Do the helen keller and talk with your hips"

Its no better than putting up two fingers in front of a blind man and asking "how many fingers am i holding up? Oh, yea! YOU CANT SEE!"

She DOESNT SWING HER HIPS!
SHE TALKED WITH HER HANDS!
NOT HER HIPS!

THIS IS HELEN FRICKING KELLER! SHE WAS ABLE TO LEARN EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS BLIND, DEAF AND MUTE! DOESNT THAT TEACH US ALL SOMETHING BETTER THAN "TALKING WITH OUR HIPS??"

What the hell? Seriously, there are a thousand different things you can say the line "talk with your hips"

You could say "Talk with your hips,"
"Swing them"
"Do a hula hoop dance"

You dont need to say "Do the helen keller Talk with your hips!"

I'm sorry, but History, and 2009 music, just dont mix.

Imagine we had songs like

"Do the Adolf hitler and kill people for no reason"
"Do the terry fox and run a couple blocks"
"Do the Abraham lincoln and do whatever abraham lincoln does"
"Do the Jesus Christ and preach"
"Do the Martin Luther King and run a march"
"Do the Rosa Parks and refuse to giver away your seat"

Wouldn't that be stupid?
Would you even give a chance to listen to these songs?
So what the hell does "do the helen keller and talk with your hips" makes it so cool?

Music

Would

Die

if we put in histroical people.

Whoever wrote that song, must be the biggest idiot on earth.
Because as soon as I heard that line..

I deleted that song off my MP3
Deleted it off my computer
and Deleted it off my "favorite songs list"

Because the second you put in a historical figure for a sexual theme in a song, you just killed music

1 comment:

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