My grandmother's a witch

My grandmas a witch.

Yea...

I love my grandma.
Shes a nice woman, and she has a lot of years behind her, so that makes her wiser than most of the people in my family. My grandma solves family arguments, gives suggestions that help people out, and is there for everyone every step of the way...

But shes weird.
Well... lets start with her cooking,
If she made a cookbook, it wouldn't be titled "grandmas cookbook" itd be "101 ways to die"
For example...

One thanksgiving, while everyone had pudding and turkey... we had rice, noodles, and rabbit in a pot.

It-was-gross-as-hell.

I could still feel that rabbit screaming in my belly.
One day, I was suppose to cook breakfast. Eggs, pork, cauliflour, and bacon was on the menu, of course, all on seperate dishes.

I was just cooking the bacon, 1 side of it was cooked, the other side, raw.
So.. I was just about to flip the other side...
But along came my grandma
BAM!
She dumps the caulitflour, eggs, and pork in the frying pan.

All one big ass combonation.
Im like "WHAT THE HELL?!?"
And, then, she cooks it herself..

None of us wanted to eat it
But we had to.

Another night, we had this soup.
Actually, it was more like a potion
Seaweed, pork, steak slices, baby shrimp, and fish eyes.

....

Yea..

And thats not all..
Like I said, my grandma has alot of years behind her.
I mean ALOT
shes about.. in her 70's
And she looks like shes in her 50's.
Lemme tell ya, shes doing really well at her 70's.
Not a trace of gray hair.

She runs really fast
Has the energy of a youth
Works all day
And one time, when the door was locked, and none of us could get inside, she comes up, and twists the knob, which opened the door. As if it werent locked.
Which was strange, because there was no logical explanation for that. Other than she practiced witchcraft.

And my hand.. it has eczema. Which has tons of blotches of dead, dry skin.
She pulled out this bucket of chinese tea. I dont know how she got it either. She dunks my hand into the bucket, which was burning hot. I screamed out loud in pain, and she held my hand there for along time.

But when I pulled my hand out, the blotches of skin were gone... and it was renewed..

But after a couple days, it came back.

Another time, my stomach was gurgling (you can guess why), and I was ready to throw up. She gave me a slice of ginger to chew up, and my stomach setttled, I didnt have to throw up anymore.

So.. yea..

Thats all I had on my mind today

Cheers

RIP Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson.

Great guy.
Forever, the king of pop.
RIP

Wait, where have I heard this before?
Oh yea, EVERYWHERE!

What happend to "Michael Jackson raped little boys" or "Michael Jackson was a pedophile"
Everyone just stopped all these rude jokes abouit Michael Jackson the second he died.

Its the media. The media was always making front headline covers about Michael Jacskon raping little boys the time he was alive. Thats how those people work. If theres nothing they can grab their hands on to make money, then they'll make stuff up and make money off what they made up.

So, they start rumors. Terrible rumors
And rumors spread like a wildfire. Seconds later, the rumor hits everyones ears, and EVERYONE believes it.
It worked with Brittany Spears. They trashed her again and again, which caught peoples interest, which sucked up more money. And in the proccess, Brittany was ready to kill herself.

As it worked with Brittany Spears, and it worked just as well with Michael Jackson.
You see, media made up the rumor he raped little boys. He was even sent to court over such a stupid rumor. And because of this rumor, the media was making tons of money over it.

And they had no respect for his music.

And even if it were Michael Jackson writing an autograph to a little boy, the media would catch on to the scene and write "MICHAEL JACKSON WAS HITTING ON A LITTLE BOY! 'SUPPOSINGLY' HE WAS GIVING HIM HIS AUTOGRAPH!"

And people were making tons and tons of jokes about Michael jackson raping little boys.
Even when it was SECODNS before he died.

The SECOND he died, the media said "Woah, guys wait. Instead of the next headline saying "Michael Jackson raped a little boy," lets put "Michael Jackson is dead. May he rest in peace"

And the SECOND HE DIED, it was THE SECOND everyone forgot about all the "Michael Jackson raped little boys" jokes.

Its the media. They saw that the headline "May Michael Jackson rest in peace" made more money than "Michael Jackson raped a little boy"

Now, as soon as he died, the next person who said "Micahel jackson raped little boys" was rude, and had no respect for his music.

Which, makes everyone here a fricking hypocript.
Betcha the next person you hear who says "RIP MJ" was also a person who said "Michael Jackson raped a little boy"

I betcha, if for some miracle, Michael Jackson came back to life, sure everyone would say" OMG! MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE! HURRAY!" but in a matter of time, its back to "Michael jackson raped little boys".

Heres what I have to say.
Was Michael Jacksons death the only way for everyone to stop with all the "Michael Jackson raped little boys" jokes?

Was Michael Jackson dying the only way for you to pay respect for his music?

Was MIchael Jackson dying the only way you could wanted to buy his album?

Maybe if I died, everyone would at least take a look at my blog.

Personally, I didn't really like his music. Well, maybe one or two songs. But I never believed in the rumor that he raped little boys. And I still respected him before and after he died.

And I respected him because even though there were tons of rumors about him raping little boys, and rude jokes about him turning from black to white, he ignored it, he shrugged it all off and kept on singing and making music.

And that, is what makes him the king of pop. And "The King of Pop" was one of the greatest marks he left here on earth.

So Michael Jackson

R.I.P